I get home exhausted, thanks in particular to one brainless trainee with no ability to understand the simplest instructions, combined with a magical talent for making computers crash the minute he sits in front of one. I swear, the funny cats in the videos where they randomly bump into things, or fall of things, are way smarter.
I grab a bite to eat and open my notebook to relax over a game or two at some microgaming casinos. There’s a loud purr at my side – that’s Pluto the black cat coming to see what I’m up to. Pluto is my girlfriend Megan’s cat, really. Back when she was a vet student, Megan would introduce Pluto to all the guys she dated and mention that she had neutered him herself. I was one of those who didn’t run for the hills. It took some time for Pluto to accept me, but eventually he did – must have figured out I wasn’t going anywhere. Now he likes me almost as much as Megan, especially when I feed him.
Megan is called away for some after hours emergency at her vet clinic. I may have a few hours to kill before she’s back. Pluto seems to enjoy watching videos of funny cats and looking at cat pics, so I indulge him. We also come across a few cat memes with disdainful looking cats expressing their opinion of humans as hopeless morons. I feel tempted to send a some of those cat memes to my ‘favourite’ trainee, but I doubt HR would find it an acceptable mentoring technique. I wish I could find just the right meme to motivate him to shape up.
I put all thoughts of work firmly out of my mind and open the site of one of the best online casinos, where an offer of a no deposit casino bonus is displayed prominently. I’ve found that top casinos have offers of a no deposit bonus, and sometimes free spins, on a more regular basis than your random microgaming casinos. I prefer playing at the best microgaming casinos because they offer better odds of a win at no extra cost, thanks to all these special offers, and also because they usually offer a better variety of games. I take advantage of the no deposit bonus offer and play a few games. Pluto is watching with interest with his luminous eyes. He stretches out a paw with all claws extended, as if to grab at one of the numbers, and I see it as a tip to place a bet on that number. The cat purrs contentedly, pleased that I agree with his pick.
Afterwards I check out some more of the best microgaming casinos. There are some new games I want to try out, and when I spot some free spins on offer it’s enough of an encouragement to do just that. Pluto’s ears perk up just as I decide to call it a night. Looks like his mistress is finally home.
The party was a total disaster. It was kinda slow to get going to start with, and then this guy came up to me just as I was tucking into the mini sausage rolls and went on and on about how everyone should be a vegetarian. That reminded me of one of the cat memes I’d seen recently where a mouse says to a cat, ‘Have you considered the benefits of vegetarianism?’, so I quoted it to him. That went down well. In the end I got bored with the lecturing and went home early.
My Bengal cat Leo greets me as I enter the house. This is one cat who will never become a vegetarian. If I ever tried anything that stupid I would probably make the news as the first human to be murdered by her cat. They’d have cute cat pics on the wanted posters and in the police lineup. I’m sure it would be a popular murder case.
I kick off my heels and open a tin of cat food for Leo – chicken flavoured this time – which he consumes with relish. Afterwards, Leo is full of energy that needs to be burned off, so I play ball with him and make him chase a long ribbon all around the house until he’s had enough. Once Leo settles down, I plop in the couch, pick up my laptop and look at some videos of funny cats. Most of them are far more entertaining than anyone I met at tonight’s party, and cuter too.
After that, it’s time for a bit of excitement. I check out a few microgaming casinos to see what they’ve got on offer. There are a few top casinos I prefer because they usually offer a better deal, like throwing in some free spins or a no deposit bonus to attract customers. Leo comes over and very persistently demands a cuddle. I stroke his sleek coat and scratch his head with one hand while browsing the sites of some of the best online casinos. Leo watches the screen intently, looking every bit the predator. I ask him, ‘What do you think, Leo? One of the best microgaming casinos is offering a no deposit casino bonus while another is offering some free spins. Which of these microgaming casinos should I play at?’ Leo considers my question with an intelligent expression, head to one side, and lets out an uncertain miaow. ‘You’re right,’ I tell him, ‘I better find one that offers both.’ Indeed, I soon find that one of the best online casinos is offering both a decent sized no deposit bonus and a fair number of free spins, and I play some games there.
Luck is with me, and I give Leo another cuddle after the latest win to thank him for his sage advice. I watch some videos of funny cats and browse some cat memes, looking for more conversation starters for the next party. If I ever get invited to one again.